Saturday 7 September 2013

"flat white for tim!"................."fuck off" for starbucks!


Oh man that wound me up today. Electricity cuts in the town centre meant that my search for a lunchtime coffee sent me into s^@£bucks. What name is it please? WHAT NAME IS IT PLEASE? What...name.....is......it........please.

Forced corporate get-to-know-the-client policy bullshit. Forced personalised caffeine based refreshment experience.

Aprons and espressos
Powercuts and queues
Who is this coffee for?
Harold fucking Shipman.

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